When you are 3, the funniest joke ever is... "Mommy, I'm going to eat poop." Great honey, that's hilarious. Followed closely by "Mommy, I'm going to eat spiders." I'm dying, I can barely keep my pee in that's so funny. By the way, the three year old in my house did NOT keep his pee in after telling that joke.
When you are 6, the funniest joke ever is usually a botched knock-knock. Something along the lines of:
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Toilet
Toilet who?
Toilet sink
Try and explain why that's not funny. Please. I got nowhere with it.
I remember when I was in high school, the funniest joke ever was this one:
So a mushroom walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here, you're going to have to leave." To which the mushroom responds, "Why not, I'm a fungi?" (Fungi= Fun guy, get it??) I'm not sure why at one point in my life, that sent me into a tizzy.
Isn't there some movie about the funniest joke ever? Or maybe it's the dirtiest joke? I'm really curious as to what the funniest joke ever is and who decides?
About Me
- Eileen
- Portland, Oregon
- I'm a slightly crazy, totally random, over-scheduled, over-thinking, under-efficient middle school math teacher and single mom.
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